🗑️ BACKBLAST: Heaps of Trouble at The Dump
DATE: 02/12/2026 AO: The Dump QIC: O.G. PAX: NutHouse, Roadshow, OCB, O.G. COUNT: 4 HIMs TEMP: 34° F –Was a perfect morning for some work.
THE MISSION
To plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership. (And today, to survive the landfill.)
WARM-O-RAMA
YHC welcomed the PAX to the gloom. Since we were at The Dump, we spent the warm-up “sorting the recycling.”
- Good Mornings: 10 IC (Checking for scrap metal)
- SSH: 3 sets of 10 IC (The official heartbeat of F3)
- Imperial Walkers: 15 IC
- Shoulder Complex: 10 IC
- Bean Pickers: 10 IC
- Mosey: 2 Laps to ensure nobody was actually left in a dumpster.
THE THANG: “The Suicide King” (And Queen, and Jack…)
Round 1: The Burpee Grinder 🪜
We hit the ladder, but we didn’t just go up—we came back down the heap.
- Start Line: 5 Burpees (The entry fee)
- Cones 1-4: Merkins, LBCs, Dry Docks, and Mountain Climbers.
- The Twist: We worked our way back down the cones. The mumble chatter started to smell like old garbage right about here.
Round 2: A Bear’s Tale 🐻
If a bear lives in a dump, he runs backward and crawls forward.
- Start Line: 10 Ali’s
- The Work: Backwards run to the cones, Bear Crawl back. Repeatedly. Quad-burn was at a premium.
Round 3: The Explosion 💥
This was the “Landfill Lift.”
- Start Line: 10 Coupon Complexes.
- Accumulating laps with reps at the start. By the time we hit the 4-cone “Squat” peak, the PAX was looking for a disposal unit.
The Finisher: E.M.O.M. (8 Minutes) ⏱️
- Odds: 10 Coupon Merkins (Chest-to-block, no cheating!)
- Evens: 80-yard shuttle run.
- The Rest: Whatever seconds were left—which wasn’t many.
MARY
The core got the final “trash compaction” treatment:
- Flutter Kicks, Freddy Mercuries, Heel Taps, and Box Cutters (15x IC).
- Sprinkled with 45-second Planks to keep us honest.
- American Hammers: 15x IC to seal the deal.
MOLESKIN 📓
First Q at The Dump is in the books! The PAX showed up ready to work and left a lot of sweat on the field. “Heaps of Trouble” in life are just like these ladders—you take them one cone at a time, you don’t quit, and you always come back for your brothers.
Honored to lead this morning.
WORDS OF WISDOM (or something like that)
“Men, we will be saying this every morning: Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you found him. Standing here at The Dump, the metaphor is pretty clear. A landfill is a place where things are sent when people think they have no more value. They’re cast aside, forgotten, and left to settle.
In the world outside this AO, it’s easy for men to feel like that. We get buried under the ‘heaps’ of work stress, family pressure, or just the mental weight of the daily grind. We can easily become stagnant—settling into habits that don’t serve us or the people we love.
Our job as brothers isn’t just to make sure a guy finishes the lap. That’s ‘not leaving him behind.’ The real work—the F3 work—is the second half of that Credo. It’s about challenging the man next to you to pick up a heavier coupon, to run a little faster, and to be a better leader at home than he was yesterday.
Don’t let your brother settle into the rust. If you found him struggling, leave him stronger. If you found him comfortable, leave him challenged. We don’t just survive the dump; we transform it.