📣 Backblast: The Tin Man 📣
- Date: 11/18/2025
- AO: The Hub
- Q: O.G.
- PAX: Campbells, HHH, Lights Out, Heisenberg, Dr. Freud, O.G.
- Weather: 39 Degrees and Raining
🎬 The Scene
The flag was planted 🏴and cones setup at 10 yard intervals (total of 40 yards) this morning … just as the Sky Q decided to open the faucets 🚰. It was the kind of morning where the fartsack feels extra warm 🛌 and the gloom feels extra gloomy.
The irony was not lost on the PAX: We came to do a workout called “The Tin Man” 🤖, and we spent the entire hour getting rained on. Theoretically, we should have all rusted solid by the warm-up. But the Pax of NWIIND are made of stronger alloy than that. We didn’t squeak; we splashed 💦.
We stuck to the pavement today, which meant every step resulted in a satisfying SPLASH and every run carried the high probability of hydroplaning 🏎️💨.
🌡️ Warm-o-rama
We circled up on the wet asphalt to loosen the bolts.
- Good Mornings: 10 IC ☀️ (Rain drops hitting the face wakes you up fast)
- SSH: 20 IC 🤸 (Creating our own splash zone)
- Imperial Walkers: 15 IC 🚶
- Shoulder Complex: 10 IC 💪
- Mountain Climbers: 10x IC 🏔️ (Testing the grip on the slick surface)
- Bean Pickers: 10x IC 🌿
- Mosey: A quick lap around the AO to see where the deepest puddles were hiding 🏃♂️.
☠️ The Thang: “The Suicide King” 👑
The Tin Man wanted a heart, but today the PAX were just trying to keep their footing.
Round 1: The Burpee Ladder (The “Grinder”) 🪜 We lined up for suicides on the blacktop. Start line Tax: 5 Burpees at the start line (getting fully wet immediately).
- 🚧 Run to Cone 1: 10 Merkins. Back to start.
- 🚧 Run to Cone 2: 20 LBCs. Back to start (Grinding the tailbone into the wet concrete).
- 🚧 Run to Cone 3: 10 Carolina Dry Docks (More like “Carolina Puddle Docks” 🌊). Back to start.
- 🚧 Run to Cone 4: 20 Mountain Climbers. Back to start.
- Mumblechatter analysis: High 🗣️. Mostly chatter about puddles or how surprisingly slippery painted parking lot lines are when wet.
Round 2: There and Back Again … A Wet Bear’s Tale 🐻 Start line tax: 10 Hand-Release Merkins (Chest to the pavement, press out 👐).
- 🔙 Backwards Run to Cone 1 ➡️ Bear Crawl back.
- 🔁 Repeat for Cones 2, 3, and 4.
- Visual: Bear crawling on wet pavement is a traction nightmare ⛸️. It was like watching Bambi on ice, but with more grunting. 4-wheel drive was definitely failing.
Round 3: The “Elevator” – 💥 Start line tax: 10 Bobby Hurleys (Careful on the landing 🏀).
- 🏃♂️ Suicides to Cone 1, then 1+2, then 1+2+3, then all 4.
- We exploded out of the turns, trying not to wipe out on the corners. Squeaky shoes everywhere 👟.
⏱️ The Finisher: E.M.O.M. (8 Minutes)
Because wet coupons weigh more. It’s science 🧪.
- Odd Minutes: 10 Coupon Complex 🧱.
- Even Minutes: 40-yard run to Cone 4 & back (80 yard total) 💨.
- The rain picked up ⛈️, the breathing got heavier, but nobody quit.
Mary
We circled back up, thoroughly soaked 💧.
- Flutter Kicks: 15x IC (Kicking up water 🏊).
- 45 Sec High Plank.
- Freddy Mercuries: 15x IC 🚲.
- 45 Sec High Plank.
- Box Cutters: 15x OYO 📦.
- 45 Sec High Plank to close it out.
⚔️ COT / Moleskin
The Tin Man 🤖 started his journey rusted solid. He couldn’t move because he had been caught in the rain without an oil can.
Today, we voluntarily stepped into the rain. Most of the world stayed dry in bed this morning. They looked out the window, saw the weather, and rolled over 😴. But you men showed up to grind it out on the pavement.
Life is going to rain on you ☔. There will be storms at work, in your relationships, in your marriage, and/or with your health. If you stand still during those storms, you will rust. You will lock up. You will become immovable and useless.
The only way to keep the rust off when the rain comes down is to keep moving. The motion creates the heat 🔥; the heat burns off the rust. The brotherhood provides the oil 🛢️.
You proved today that you aren’t made of tin. You’re made of iron, and iron sharpens iron—wet or dry.
Go lead.